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JAPPY little Jewish guy?
Looking for a jappy little Jewish guy who wants his hole taken care of by a guy in his early 30's. Only into cute twinks. I'm in shape, professional
JAPPY little Jewish guy?
Looking for a jappy little Jewish guy who wants his hole taken care of by a guy in his early 30's. Only into cute twinks. I'm in shape, professional
Santa -in Hollywood - are u a good or bad boy
Boys im in Hollywood -near LACC Santa Monica and Vermont
anything u ask santa for
Santa has a place - come by the elves are away
In my own words
Daniel, age 39, New York
Well Hi there. How are U doing. As 4 me - i'm wonderful, thnx. Just wanted 2 say that I do give thanks N glory 2 the Almighty (highest Power). I also try to count my blessings from time 2 time - no matter how big or small they are. The biggest gifts i do have is Life, Healthy N all my organs plus functional body parts and the fact that I get 2 live 2 see another moment; as yrs go by. If U can't tell by now - I am really grateful. I just keep on Rolling, rollin, rolling on the river. Here's sum insight 2 give U a taste of what - i'm like. I'm honest, hopeful, kind, Nice, respectful, Open minded, Mature N very considerate. I could not live w/o healthy living, faith, food/H2O, Friends, Music N my peaceful soul/spirit. Enough with that preaching. Let Me get 2 the point. I'm here 2 either meet hang out buds, friends, dates, or even a soul mate depending on how we click or connect. N sharing a little romance wouldn't hurt any 1. If U like U could try becoming my Candyman so that we could spice things up with enjoyment. I'm gonna keep on searching til I find the one. By the way - If u know of sum guy who's white, cute, brunette,over 6 ft thats either a State Trooper, Highway Patrol guard or police officer that wears Glasses, has (kind of a) Tribal tattoo on his Left Bicep (arm) That partols Rt 3 or near that area; in NJ. Let him know that - i'm looking 4 him - Cuz we had given eye contact 2 1 another but I never got his info - N we did feel sum sort of sparks, Thnx. The rest of U - if U feel like meeting - just be sure 2 leave me either another email address of yours or even a phone # would be best. B coz U never know - I may know of sum 1 that could be fixed up w/ ya. Like a friend of mine. If that sounds like it's the Nick of time; remember that 2morrow will be a brighter day N always remember that Money Can't Buy It, Sex cant buy it, drugs cant buy it N you cant buy it, Baby. Always think positive N hope 4 the best. If U also have any Joy,happy stories, lessons or Wisdom 2 share - i'm more than happy 2 hear N learn from them.. Take Care N be safe, peace...
LAST 2005 CHANCE FOR GRAMPS TO JERK YOU OFF - 68
IT'S ALMOST NOON AND BETWEEN NOW AND 3 PM IS THE LAST CHANCE FOR GRAMPS TO MAKE YOU SHOOT A HOT, THICK, CREAMY, STREAMING LOAD OF CUM BY EDGING YOU AND THEN MAKING YOU CUM WHEN YOU CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER. STRAIGHT AND BI ESPECIALLY WELCOME... 18 TO 35 IS BEST, BUT DON'T LET AGE STOP YOU... LOVE HAIRY SO TONGUE CAN FIND THAT TIT AND SUCK IT WHILE JERKING YOU OFF... BUT SMOOTH HAS ITS ADVANTAGES... JUST NO SHAVED COCKS! TRIMMED IS OKAY, BUT REALLY BUSHY IS THE BEST... LIKE A MAN WHOSE COCK LOOKS LIKE A MAN, NOT A BOY'S. UNCUT MAKES A GREAT SOUND, BUT WE CAN GET A GOOD SMACKING GOING WITH A CUT COCK, TOO. SEND PICTURE NOW... LET'S MAKE YOU GET OFF... YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY, LET ME DO IT FOR YOU!
An Ugly Jock thats Gay - 26
I thought this post would stand out to the other yahoos out there thinking that using Jock, Bi, or Masculine AKA (J.B.M.) well get them a lot of responses. Don’t get me wrong those words definitely peak my interest and there are true JBMs on here but I would say it’s a one out of ten chance that it’s true. Now I could be wrong or naïve but I have no idea how seeing just the penis can make someone a JBM. I bet there are people out there that can tell by the shape/size or the grooming of the surrounding areas of the male sexual organ, that I like to nick name Pokey, but I cannot make heads or tales of what makes Pokey a JBM. So I decided to change things up and stand out among the rest. Considering that I am still in my twenty’s and that there is a picture attached to this post, I probably well get a fair amount of responses both to my picture and to my JBM observations. I just wrote this because I get so disappointed when I see a non-work-out body and a semi-erected penis without a head, with the profile heading, 'Hot Bi Jock looking for an Ass Whooping'.
Dad Spanks Other Straight White Young Male Butts - m4m
This real divorced dad is looking for other inshape (height and weight Proportioned) young straight white males that is looking for a male bonding experience with spankings. I am not looking for something sexual as I am not into that scene but just to spank some hot young white straight male butts. Men need to bond with one another and this seems like a pretty good way to begin that bonding relationship. Most young guys today grew up without ever have been spanked and if you grew up in a time when you were spanked, you would appreciate the fact that by spanking you showed that your parents loved you enough to take the time. I have been spanking younger white males for the past twenty years and aome of them have been spanked and hated it as a child but love the experience now because now it is so sensual to them. What kid loved a spanking anyway for as a child everything hurt even if it didn't. But as men it takes on a whole other meaning and there are a lot more men now getti ng involved in male to male spankings as a way of bonding with one another. Sometimes a man gets tired of always being the strong one and having to be in control. By giving up his butt to another man to spank he gives up some of that control and feels more liberated for having done it. Sometimes men need attention in ways that women can not or will not understand for women are all about themselves and what makes them feel good and happy and the man is just her servant to see to her desires and needs by flashing her tits, ass, or cunt at him and he give in. There would be a lot less divorces if more men did find other outlets to get the attention they desire and to surrender themselves to someone else to take charge of them. If you have been spanked by women before then you are well on your way to understanding where I am going with this. But maybe you have thought about what it would be like to be spanked by a man so that you could compare the experiences. If you have been c urious about being spanked by was embarrassed by the idea because someone might think that you were strange or something, or that you were afraid that if you got with the wrong person they could do harm and really hurt your, or you just didn't know where to go and find the experience and someone who is patient enough to take the time to guide you through it at your pace, then you have come to the right source because I am that person. I raised my own son on spankings up until he went into the army and is now married with a family of his own. Being spanked by another man or even wanting to spank another man does not make you gay. If you are gay you will know it even if you are confused and play the bisexual role. Gay is gay and in time you will come to realize that and find yourself, but this is not about sexuality, this is about male to male bonding with one of the olderst rituals of all time, the spanking ritual. If you come to me the first thing you have to be sure of is t hat it would be discrete and that everything that goes on behind closed doors stays behind closed doors and nobody will ever find out. When you first come to me I sit you down and we talk and you ask questions about the spanking experience adn what to expect. Once you meet me and see that I am not going to hurt or injure you or do anything to you that you are not comfortable with then we will take it from there. If you feel that it does not feel right you can always get up and leave without worry that you got into something that you can not get out of. If at first you are nervous and not sure if you want to do it the first time we meet that is alright and you could always come back again and again until you are ready to proceed. At all times I would be totally dressed and only you would be baring your bare butt for the spaning when you tell me you think you would like to try it. Depending on what the scene we come up with at the time it could be that I make you strip down to your underwear and lay across my lap and start out slowly spanking your butt and then pull down your underwear and continue. Or I might have you unbotton your pants and bend over the arm of the couch and I pull down your pants and underwear and spank your butt. I will at all times give you a safe word that you could use when you want it to stop and I do not mark or bruise because I know where to slap and watch for possible breakdown of blood vessels which causes the marks and bruises. If you are married your wife will never know. If you are living with a girl, your girl will never know. I spank straight married and single guys as well as cops, firemen, actors, and delivery men as well as college jocks and they always come back for more because what I tell you is the truth and I will always respect your limits as to what you can endure and want to do and will only use my large hands across your bare butt. In between the slaps on the butt I will massabe the ass cheeks to help the blood circulation. One other thing to keep in mind that if you decide to do this and we do that you will be so aroused but do not dispair about that for it happens to everyone. It is part of the embarrassment that you feel the first time you do this with someone especially if they are totally dressed and you are exposed or naked. So what do you say? Do you think you are ready to take the next step to bond with another man and in time maybe when you are ready with other men as well who all share in the spanking ritual. Please no one under the age of 18 or over the age of 42 unless you look no older than 42. Also no blacks, asians, dark skin men, mexicans, and definately no gays unless you are an actor and play the part of a straight guy so well that I do not know you are gay. The only reason I say no gays is that they usually want it to turn into something sexual and that is not what I am looking for. I am not into anal sex with men or using toys on them, just want to sp ank their bare butts. Now hopefully that gives you enough to make a decision and when you are ready then get back to me. Please have a face picture of yourself along with your age and description and if you have any spanking experiences or not and why you think you would like to try it and then I will get back with you and we can set up a meeting in my apartment in Silverlake discretely. Just remember if you are a cop, firemen, deliveryman, actor, or anyone who has to be discrete and not found out then this is for you so take a chance and lets get male bonding and trying something that I am sure you will come to look forward to in a discrete safe manner. Thanks for taking the time for reading this and I apologize for it being so lengthy for I wanted to give you as much information as possible so you can make a decision. Happy Holidays.
Exhibitionist dad looking for showoff sons for company tonight
So here's my proposal. Gonna be watching the "Kennedy Center Honors" from 9:00 to 11:00. Would love it if any of my boys wanted to come over, get naked, have two hours of foreplay while we watch the program together. Then we hit the window for some serious showing off together. See if anyone on the street below looks up and sees us. If they're hot, they could even come up and join in.
It's a good night for playing in the window. Looks like the neighbors across the street are away. It'd be just us in very dim light and whoever we might happen to attract.
Harrison Ford Porn
When I was young, my father had a porno video starring Harrison Ford. I think that it was called The Woman in Red or something like that. It was something in the nature of an "art film". It had a plot, something to do with a soldier. And there was this one scene wher this guy was fucking a girl while a bunch of guys stood in a circle around them jacking off. I just realized why I am always fantasizing about that when I am fucking my girl . . .
Does anyone know where I can get a copy of that video? I'd love to see it again.
OUR PLAY MANSION -BUNNIES WANTED - m4w
Me and my buddy are both recently divorced. This has been our dream since High-School and we want you in it.
We have a 24 bedroom Malibu mansion with acres of lawn, lake/pool, two Jacuzzis,4 horses, state of art movie theatre, game room, spa, 2 tennis courts, guest house, state of art gym, 32 cars, three live-in female maids, etc, etc. We have 10 dream-girl roommates so far and need 12 more. Your bills will be ours. You will recieve a 6K a month allowence. You will have access to everything including your own room in exchange for your attention at times.
You must be sexually open and clean. Ages 20-30. You will come and go as you please, as it will be your home. You have to feel comfortable and free otherwise it's no fun. You can go your own way at any point of course, as we can have you move out at any point. We would like to have you stay for at least a year, but who knows. Depends on how happy we all are. You must send photos with your application.
Seeking VGL Hairstylist!
Masculine discreet bi male has a roleplay fantasy to get his hair cut by a very attractive white or latin hairstylist. I wanna get a real haircut at your place or private studio and there is no talk of any sex but gradually your clothes come off. (you can say you're hot or find another reason to have to strip down.) After the haircut, I tip you by fucking you up the ass. So basically you must be a hairstylist who is really good at your job but also happens to be a HOT BOTTOM. If you're up for trying this out, send me a face shot and I'll send mine back. Once we agree to the haircut, we don't mention the fucking until you finish the haircut. Then you simply hand me a rubber and bend over and let me do you. I will pay you 40 for the cut and the fucking is the TIP. serious ONLY.
this is in or around LA
Ugly, Fat, &/or Crippled Women? I'll *try* 2 give u sympathy action! - m4w
Send a picture of what I'm up against, if you have one. I wont post your picture, share them with friends, etc - that's a waste of time. I'm college educated, stand 6'1"/160 lbs, and have a slender build.
I make no guarantees about whether I can actually perform, but I'll give it my best !
The ultimate winner of this contest will be the most attractive of the bunch.
castration/penectomy? - m4m
I'm masc top 5'9" 170 uncut neg looking for a lean bottom dude who has been castrated and/or has had a penectomy or is planning on doing it...pix/stats/into?
Taking a dump - m4m
I was down taking a dump next to the L.A. river, you walked down and ask for my scat.
I have more where that came from
Are you a Closet Gay? Need a Beard? - 20
Hey, I am a female actress and I am willing to act as your beard if you are gay but don't want others to know. If you are famous, even better. I can be rented hourly, or for a flat rate depending on event. Email me with some info about yourself and what type of events you need me for.
I am very gay friendly, understanding and very discreet!
this is in or around WLA
Dashing man in purple scarf near hot dog on a stick? - m4m
Friday, late morning, I'm at the mall food court, not sure why I was there except to take some pictures with my hot friends in a booth, but then I saw you sitting there eating pizza. I looked into your eyes and saw true love. And felt a tingling down below. I tried to motion you towards the men's room, but couldn't catch your eye. I hope you read this and we will find each other again. It will be brilliant.
I think the fbi is watching me
It could be the cia or the fbi. I get these weird emails and lots of threats too. i am not allowed to own a gun because they know i would use it on myself, what should i do?? I need to protect myself don't i. Anyone else believe they are being watched by the government? What should i arm myself with? I need advice, please.
glasses. - w4m
This is what I want for drinks tonight only:
shaggy hair.
black glasses.
love handles. or I guess in this case make out/sex handles?
indie rock knowledge.
hipster dress.
Don't be too happy.
looking to shove painful objects up women - m4w
rookies welcome.
Cute male looking for adventerous female willing to have household objects inserted sexually. These can include, but aren't limited to, kitchen utensils, remote controls, beer bottles, guns, beer stein, my fist, cordless phone, video camera, christmas decorations, stapler, chew toy (unwrapped), and whatever else we can find! Willing to partake in scatsex is a plus! I'll provide the lube, you provide the orafice.
No fatties!
email me. Pics required.
*************** $100 Easy Cash just FART in my FACE!*************
Hi, im a cool 22 year old, bi male in Hollywood.
Very straight looking and acting.
I have a fetish and fantasy that I need filled.
This isn't sexual what so ever.
I want to be farted on. Any takers out there between 18-26yo, in good shape and farts a lot?
I want you to be good looking. Jock or skater types. I want you be to be really
straight looking and acting.
Theirs got to be some people out there who love farting on people, and farts a lot.
I love really loud and long obnoxious fart, no silent pansy ones here. I want a mans fart! HAHA.
Im willing to pay you for your time, theirs nothing to lose. I prefer you be clothed. Please email me your pic of
your face, and body.
Will be discreet, and you can come to me or I can come to you.
Will pay you $100! But you must be good looking and fart loud and proud.
All I want you to do is fart on my face. I can lay down and you spend 10-15 mins farting on my face,
while you watch tv, or do whatever.
If your in college, and tight on cash, and you fart a lot, why not do it on someones
face, if you do it anyways? Right? And get PAID for it!
Ill be fully clothed too. Cmon any tough guys out there that fart alot?
EMAIL ME! Thanks!
this is in or around Hollywood
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