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A Great Christmas Gift for the Man Who Has Everything

*************** $100 Easy Cash just FART in my FACE!*************

Hi, im a cool 22 year old, bi male in Hollywood.
Very straight looking and acting.


I have a fetish and fantasy that I need filled.

This isn't sexual what so ever.


I want to be farted on. Any takers out there between 18-26yo, in good shape and farts a lot?

I want you to be good looking. Jock or skater types. I want you be to be really
straight looking and acting.

Theirs got to be some people out there who love farting on people, and farts a lot.

I love really loud and long obnoxious fart, no silent pansy ones here. I want a mans fart! HAHA.

Im willing to pay you for your time, theirs nothing to lose. I prefer you be clothed. Please email me your pic of

your face, and body.

Will be discreet, and you can come to me or I can come to you.

Will pay you $100! But you must be good looking and fart loud and proud.
All I want you to do is fart on my face. I can lay down and you spend 10-15 mins farting on my face,
while you watch tv, or do whatever.

If your in college, and tight on cash, and you fart a lot, why not do it on someones
face, if you do it anyways? Right? And get PAID for it!

Ill be fully clothed too. Cmon any tough guys out there that fart alot?


EMAIL ME! Thanks!
this is in or around Hollywood

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