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LAST 2005 CHANCE FOR GRAMPS TO JERK YOU OFF - 68

IT'S ALMOST NOON AND BETWEEN NOW AND 3 PM IS THE LAST CHANCE FOR GRAMPS TO MAKE YOU SHOOT A HOT, THICK, CREAMY, STREAMING LOAD OF CUM BY EDGING YOU AND THEN MAKING YOU CUM WHEN YOU CAN'T STAND IT ANY LONGER. STRAIGHT AND BI ESPECIALLY WELCOME... 18 TO 35 IS BEST, BUT DON'T LET AGE STOP YOU... LOVE HAIRY SO TONGUE CAN FIND THAT TIT AND SUCK IT WHILE JERKING YOU OFF... BUT SMOOTH HAS ITS ADVANTAGES... JUST NO SHAVED COCKS! TRIMMED IS OKAY, BUT REALLY BUSHY IS THE BEST... LIKE A MAN WHOSE COCK LOOKS LIKE A MAN, NOT A BOY'S. UNCUT MAKES A GREAT SOUND, BUT WE CAN GET A GOOD SMACKING GOING WITH A CUT COCK, TOO. SEND PICTURE NOW... LET'S MAKE YOU GET OFF... YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY, LET ME DO IT FOR YOU!

Found by Eric on December 30, 2005 11:53 AM |

Comments

Oh Baby... I need me a Gum Job. :Shiver: Wrong Eric... Wrong!

Posted by: Bad_Andy | December 31, 2005 10:29 AM

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