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Could You Be a Little More Chatty, Pokey?

An Ugly Jock thats Gay - 26

I thought this post would stand out to the other yahoos out there thinking that using Jock, Bi, or Masculine AKA (J.B.M.) well get them a lot of responses. Don’t get me wrong those words definitely peak my interest and there are true JBMs on here but I would say it’s a one out of ten chance that it’s true. Now I could be wrong or naïve but I have no idea how seeing just the penis can make someone a JBM. I bet there are people out there that can tell by the shape/size or the grooming of the surrounding areas of the male sexual organ, that I like to nick name Pokey, but I cannot make heads or tales of what makes Pokey a JBM. So I decided to change things up and stand out among the rest. Considering that I am still in my twenty’s and that there is a picture attached to this post, I probably well get a fair amount of responses both to my picture and to my JBM observations. I just wrote this because I get so disappointed when I see a non-work-out body and a semi-erected penis without a head, with the profile heading, 'Hot Bi Jock looking for an Ass Whooping'.

Comments

J.B.M.? What is a Power Bottom Nellie? P.B.N? Or a Trans Leather Daddy? T.L.D.

Oh My God... 'Hot Bi Jock looking for an Ass Whooping' H.B.J.F.A.A.W.!

W.W.J.D!

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