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Hot Dogs, Pizza and True (Tingling) Love

Dashing man in purple scarf near hot dog on a stick? - m4m

Friday, late morning, I'm at the mall food court, not sure why I was there except to take some pictures with my hot friends in a booth, but then I saw you sitting there eating pizza. I looked into your eyes and saw true love. And felt a tingling down below. I tried to motion you towards the men's room, but couldn't catch your eye. I hope you read this and we will find each other again. It will be brilliant.

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