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Emo Types, By Request

glasses. - w4m

This is what I want for drinks tonight only:

shaggy hair.
black glasses.
love handles. or I guess in this case make out/sex handles?
indie rock knowledge.
hipster dress.

Don't be too happy.

Found by Eric on December 27, 2005 01:16 PM |

Comments

Or, too dead (Roy Orbison, I'm looking at you).

Posted by: Cal [TypeKey Profile Page] | December 27, 2005 03:43 PM

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