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OUR PLAY MANSION -BUNNIES WANTED - m4w

Me and my buddy are both recently divorced. This has been our dream since High-School and we want you in it.

We have a 24 bedroom Malibu mansion with acres of lawn, lake/pool, two Jacuzzis,4 horses, state of art movie theatre, game room, spa, 2 tennis courts, guest house, state of art gym, 32 cars, three live-in female maids, etc, etc. We have 10 dream-girl roommates so far and need 12 more. Your bills will be ours. You will recieve a 6K a month allowence. You will have access to everything including your own room in exchange for your attention at times.

You must be sexually open and clean. Ages 20-30. You will come and go as you please, as it will be your home. You have to feel comfortable and free otherwise it's no fun. You can go your own way at any point of course, as we can have you move out at any point. We would like to have you stay for at least a year, but who knows. Depends on how happy we all are. You must send photos with your application.

Found by Eric on December 27, 2005 01:48 PM |

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Awww a high class hooker set up. Where do I sign up... those 32 cats are all mine

Posted by: Bad_Andy | December 31, 2005 10:36 AM

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