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Wanted: Big Boned For Bonin'

Ugly, Fat, &/or Crippled Women? I'll *try* 2 give u sympathy action! - m4w

Send a picture of what I'm up against, if you have one. I wont post your picture, share them with friends, etc - that's a waste of time. I'm college educated, stand 6'1"/160 lbs, and have a slender build.

I make no guarantees about whether I can actually perform, but I'll give it my best !

The ultimate winner of this contest will be the most attractive of the bunch.

Found by Eric on December 27, 2005 01:45 PM |

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