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Why Does my Stapler Smell Funny?

looking to shove painful objects up women - m4w

rookies welcome.

Cute male looking for adventerous female willing to have household objects inserted sexually. These can include, but aren't limited to, kitchen utensils, remote controls, beer bottles, guns, beer stein, my fist, cordless phone, video camera, christmas decorations, stapler, chew toy (unwrapped), and whatever else we can find! Willing to partake in scatsex is a plus! I'll provide the lube, you provide the orafice.

No fatties!

email me. Pics required.

Found by Weird Mick on December 27, 2005 01:03 PM |

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Posted by: scat | September 27, 2006 06:18 AM

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