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From someone claiming aversion to surprises, this ad omits something important. (But, what? Leave your guess in Comments.)

Cajun Cutie Cooking Dinner - Care To Eat (With) Me? - 29

What are we having?

Glazed meatloaf, dirty rice, the best crusty mac & cheese ever, blackened sourdough, Stewart's ginger beer (giner ale with a bad attitude), buttermilk pie, real homemade French vanilla ice cream, Creole coffee and maybe some of that good old cherry pudding.

Me: Feminine, 5'7", long brown hair, green eyes, all natural 40-24-37, love to kiss and cuddle.

I've got the laptop here in the kitchen, looking for replies, and even though I've got The Andy Griffith Show on in the background (TV Land) later we'll do some Desert Hearts. We're eating at 8PM. Please send a pic, because I'm not cooking for dick and I really hate surprises.

Oh, and if you can't make it tonight, tomorrow is blackened salmon, mashed sweet potatoes, spinach souffle, etc.

Found by Weird Mick on January 20, 2006 10:00 AM |

Comments

Is this a boy or gal? :-)

[Ding! Ding! We have a winner, folks. Bad Andy, a moon-shot-caliber confetti dump in your honor is presently littering the lobby of the Weird Ads building. E., please send this playa the link to the original ad, so that we all may find out just what it is that he's won. -W.M.]

Posted by: Bad_Andy | January 23, 2006 07:40 AM

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