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Is this a good break-up or a bad break-up?

Slut for the taking...

Ok guys, got some info for you. I dumped my GF last night, knowing her she will be on the prowl today through the weekend at her favorite bar the Saddle Ranch looking to hook up.

Pretty much say the right things and you will get laid. How do I know this? I picked her up the day after her previous bf dumped her.

Quick description she is a 7-8 on the LA hotness scale, 5 foot 4 brunette, very bubbly personality. She will probably be out with a couple friends, they look like sisters. She will be the shortest one

Couple tips when talking to her...compliment her on her shoes...whatever kind she is wearing...also mention she has a unique eye color...she doesnt but she thinks she does...

Have fun!

Found by Weird Mick on January 11, 2006 04:57 PM |

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