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Meet me at Apartment 3-G

Have Viagra - will travel - m4w

Retired Sea Captain looking for sex partner. I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs.
I'm clean, no STDs, so you too. Mary Worth types ok - 150 pounds & under ok. can contact at [redacted]

Found by Weird Mick on January 9, 2006 01:45 PM |

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ooo your booty shiver me timbers

Posted by: Bad_Andy | January 9, 2006 03:10 PM

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