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I Guess This Means Definitely *Not* Lactose Intolerant

Seeking Lactatious Lady For Arrangement - m4w

Seeking an actively lactating woman for a mutually beneficial arrangement. I am an affluent, attached, normal professional who happens to tremendously enjoy being nursed. As you will be acting as my wet nurse I will compensate you for your time. No sex required. My other requirement is that you have a convenient location for us to meet and be available early mornings or late afternoons.

Found by Poppy on January 18, 2006 01:21 PM |

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OMG... EW. This made me gag.

Posted by: Bad_Andy | January 19, 2006 11:27 AM

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