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NEED BODY MASSAGE - with a TWIST

Need a guy to give me a body massage but to use his URINE as the lotion. The heat of the urine and the ammonia content is an amazing erotic way to open up the pores and cleanse the body. If you have great hands, can give a great massage and can urinate throughout the session, hit me up with your pic for mine. Handsome masculine, hairy, beefy sexy hung guy here.

Found by Eric on January 23, 2006 05:45 PM |

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