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chix.jpgChicken Dancer - $10

I am a chicken dancer.

Here are my pictures.

If you are interested in having me chicken dance at your business gatherings, neighborhood parties, art shows, music festivals, etc let me know.

I have been trained by the Chicken Dance Studios of America and am fully capable of shows lasting as long as 6 hours.

No offer is refused. Rates start as low as $10/hour depending on level of dance (1-10 scale) and number of people at the event.

Also, if more than one chicken dancer is needed I can arrange to have my apprentice join in the event.

Thank you, and I look forward to hearing from you.

[thanks to our friends at the WOW report]

Found by Eric on January 12, 2006 06:36 PM |

Comments

That is fucking awesome. I want a Chicken Dancer at my party.

Posted by: Poppy | January 12, 2006 06:56 PM

Thats great.. its my dream man

Posted by: Bad_Andy | January 13, 2006 01:34 PM

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