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By "Candy," I'm Guessing You Mean Tootsie Rolls?

SHIT MASTER- COME SIT ON MY RIM SEAT!!!

as you sit on my face and grind your ass into my face, my tongue finds its way into your smooth pink hole and massages you from the inside, licks your turds like candy and coaxes them out for a delicious feeding. looking for experienced feeders who are slim and smooth of any race or age.

if interested, leave your stats and availability, sexual preferences. i am 5'10" 200 hairy hiv- and disease-free please be the same.

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