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Where Exactly Are a Guy's "Poon" And "Cans"?

Leave all the MACHO "Straight Acting/Appearing" BS at the door

You can act and appear as straight as you want at work, at the gym and wherever else you want. But once you walk (or are carried) through the bedroom door, you become a total f'ing sl*t. A sl*t with a wet snatsch and hot little t*ttys. I want to hear you moan, I want to hear you groan, and I want you to use your box and ur cans to drive my pr*ck ape shit crazy. Am I making myself clear here? Good. Now come here baby. Gimme what you got. Come on, open up. Don't be shy baby. Let me see what you're hiding down there. Open your top a little. That's it. I got a nice handful of t*tty baby. I'm going to put my mouth on it, while my finger starts to open ur poon, sweetheart. Open up. That's it. I'll take care of you.

Found by Eric on January 20, 2006 10:54 AM |

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sl*t with a wet snatsch and hot little t*ttys...

Hmmm I am a little lost here. Last time I checked most guys do not have a wet snatsch and hot little t*ttys... even if some of them act like they do. :-)

If someone has directions to the Poon&Cans please let me know... do I go left or right at the Subway?

Posted by: Bad_Andy | January 23, 2006 07:46 AM

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