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Seeking the Pig who was Hogging the Sling

Sling party late late friday night/ sat am - m4m - 35

You hogging the sling and monopolizing all my head space until I approached. We laughed about the "luxury apartment" and the "leather?" top table.You called me the Cuban Muscle Crisis and rudely asked me not to talk my game to you during your show. I was real and really into the moment. You broke me, but I still want to know you. My friend annoyed you when he said that you will get the Oscar for acting as though you did not notice my body. Did you?

Most important you told me about this site and I am hopeful you do read it. The hosts have no idea who you were.They can't remember who you came with. They are too focused on the lux lifestyle I am guessing.

Ok the rejection hurt my ego. Why not a movie? I forgot your quick excuse about the movies. Know you are going through some stuff and maybe I can at least be a friend.My offer to work out at the gym is sincere as well. I did not get a chance to tell you a sincere goodbye and I have forgotten the easy email you spoke of.

Hopeful you see this and the lux host do not. I will not put your name here as I remember you telling me you are shy and private. Wasn't that you resting in a sling with about 20 onlookers just before?
Acknowledge seeing this if nothing else. Take a chance on me. I have references.

Comments

Sling... Those always give me a rash

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