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Rich Homeless Man STILL Looking - m4w

Do you have any idea how hard it is to get laid when you are homeless?
I am in the middle of a long drawn out divorce. My ex is living in MY house until the divorce is done. (Then she gets kicked out and I get my house back)

I am gainfully employed at TWO jobs. I make over six figures a year! I have a large nest egg that my ex will not get her hands on! I am a real catch!

Currently I am living in my motorhome. I have been out of the dating game for over six years, so I guess that makes me a virgin!

I am 6'1" 190 lbs. green/hazel eyes brown hair no facial or pubic hair
I am in my 40's. I am considered handsome by women other than my mother!

I really need some female companionship. Are you willing to go on an adventure and make out in a motorhome? I love to get romantic in the bedroom with the raindrops falling on the roof. It makes for a symphony of love.

Found by Weird Mick on January 12, 2006 02:09 PM |

Comments

If you make that much money you think you could rent an apt or even a motel. Hot man... we have a winner!

Posted by: Bad_Andy | January 13, 2006 01:36 PM

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