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This is Very, Very Zen

Watersports Enthusiasts - 29

I am looking for some guys into watersports for a performance art piece to be presented at a local art house party. I need two specific types of guys:

1. I need a guy who likes to be pissed on by whomever, who looks like the Buddha: bald, fat, and happy.

2. I need guys in business attire who like to piss on other guys. You must be able to provide your own business suit.

Basically what's going to happen is all the businessmen are going to piss on the Buddha, and the Buddha is going to laugh and enjoy it. So that's what you can expect.

Feel free to ask me any questions to set your mind at ease about the venue, etc. Email me a photo of yourself if you are interested. Aspiring Buddhas, nude would be preferable; businessmen, in business suits.

There will be no remuneration for any participants, but it will be fun, and I'll provide beer.

Found by Eric on January 9, 2006 12:22 PM |

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