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Who wants doggy-style while smoking a cigarette? - m4w - 33

I swear to you, its the hottest thing!

We can do all the normal stuff, meet in a bar or coffee shop, hang out, get comfortable and flirt - make each other laugh. Then, if it feels right we can move on back to your place or somewhere, put the movie on and make out, lots of foreplay, oral, I mean Jesus - if you're gonna invite back to the pad, of course its gonna be about you getting whatever it is you need to get off, you know? I'm not like some kind of selfish assdork guy whose like, "Yeah, thanks for indulging my goofy-ass fantasy - now diddle yourself while I watch The Apprentice" (or some shit).

But at some point we might want to check out getting naked, you propping yourself up on some pillows or whatever - and getting fucked from behind while having a smoke. Its somehow very sophisticated and nasty at the same time - kinda like "yeah, sure I'm getting fucked like a dog and loving it - but I mean, why would I choose to deny myself the pleasure of smoking this cigarette too?" or something like that. You can wear glasses too, if you want. Or how about a martini in the other hand? "Darling, be careful, we don't want to spill a precious a drop!" Or we don't have to do that at all, it just sounded like fun.

I'm 33, normal cute SWM. Tall, dark hair, have a pic - whatever, you KNOW its about the cigarette...