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We're certain he's just being hard on himself (by L.A. standards).

Validate me - m4m - 27

Me:

Obese (by LA standards)
Dull (by LA standards)
White Trash (by LA standards)
Abjectly impoverished (by LA standards)
A member of the unwashed masses (by LA standards)
Ugly (by LA standards)
Creepily intelligent (by LA standards)
Really, really, really butch (by LA standards)
Mind-numbingly high-brow (by LA standards)
Worthless (by LA standards)

You:
Same. More or less.

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Comments

What about by Simi Valley or San Fran standards?

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