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Why I am going to be gang banged

So I never really had much self-confidence in social situations. Not because I am ugly, or unattractive, because I actually am a good looking guy, but I was abused as a child and kept my feelings of worthlessness since then.

I never could approach and attractive woman, and ask her out. I always figured she would reject me. So I have never dated a “hottie” instead I dated those girls bold enough to come after me. I never have felt like a real man.

So I decided to give in to these feelings, I am not a real man, so why fight it. So tomorrow after work, I will be meeting up with 7, men so they can gang bang me. I will get drunk and let them take turns until they are all satisfied. The idea turns me on but I know it is just a manifestation of my self hate. I am not gay but I figure this is my place in life, so why fight it. My only regret is that there will not be any attractive girls there to watch, I want them to see what I really think of myself. I hate who I am.

Found by Weird Mick on January 3, 2006 08:45 PM |

Comments

I feel bad for this guy... " As come on ride the train" is playing in the background he is getting gang banged. He is going to have an asshole the size of a mason jar lid and 5 bored men waiting

Posted by: Bad_Andy | January 3, 2006 09:59 PM

I find this ad quite sad. Psychology students should really read Craig's List and offer up their services.

Posted by: Poppy | January 5, 2006 12:04 AM

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