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Embarrassing Penis Exam

E-mail me if you've ever experienced the clinical embarrassment of having your penis examined during a doctor's office visit. Be prepared to unfasten your trousers, lower your zipper, and stand in your undpernats, while the physician examines the outline of your penis through the white cotton. You will feel the thumbs locking into the elastic waistband, and slowly lowering your briefs until they clear your penis, and a protracted examination will begin. The examination will require a witnessed erection and subsequent ejaculation.

Found by Eric on February 3, 2006 11:37 AM |

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