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Herpes

No, I do NOT have it. And no, you CANNOT see the paperwork from my doctor that says so merely to ease the mind of your new boyfriend.

I am not your fucking chump.

You tell me AFTER a year of fucking that you had it all along...and now you want to SEE my negative lab results to appease yourself that you're "not that contagious" and reassure your new guy?

Are you fucking SERIOUS?

Yeah...no. You get to just take my word for it and DEAL. Or, I suppose, you can blab about town that you really don't have proof that I don't have it. Whatever. Guess what? THAT information is between me and my current girlfriend. I'm not lying to you and, if you don't believe me, I don't give a shit.

Fuck ALL the way off.

Found by Weird Mick on February 12, 2006 12:02 PM |

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What does Fuck All The Way Off Stand for? Can you Fuck Half on and Half off?

I am lost.. please do not show me your papers!

Posted by: Bad_Andy | February 13, 2006 08:17 AM

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