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You Scared Me Out of My Pants!

HOT GHOST - 27

I'M A SUPER HOT GHOST IN INGLEWOOD AT THE INGLEWOOD MORTUARY AT CENTINELA AVE. I AM TAKING OVER THIS GUY'S BODY THAT WORKS HERE AND I WANT TO GET HIM POUNDED REALLY HARD. I HAVE A NICE DICK AND COCK AND BALLS. HOT SLIME. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED. NO PUSSIES ALLOWED, UNLESS YOU WANT TO BRING A WOMAN ALONG. DON'T BE SCARED. I JUST WANT TO GET THIS GUY LAID. I AM THE HOTTEST FUCKIN GHOST THAT YOU WILL EVER MEET. MARK MY FUCKIN WORDS, FUCKER. THIS WILL BE ONE OF THE MOST, MOST MEMORABLE EXPERIENCES THAT YOU WILL EVER HAVE.

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Casper? Is that you bro?

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