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Pudgy Dwarf Seeks Prince Charming

52 yo gay white dwarf(4'2" 135#)seeks hot in shape bottom under 35. I may be short but I'm very tall lying down if you know what I mean :) I also have lots of facial hair to tickle you between your legs. Want to get you all excited then slide my pole into your hot tight hole. You must be white, in shape, under 35, HIV-. No flakes.

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I wonder if you have to bring your own stool?

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