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I Think The Important Question Is, Does The Job Come With Dental?

Under 22? Give good BJ? Need $$$? Then read this... - 22

Someone meet up with me and make this fantasy a reality. Im 28 and work in the Burbank area.

Come to my work for a job interview. Once inside my private office, we start talking about your qualifications. You tell me a few and then say, "Oh, and I give great head. And if you hire me, you'll get head from me till you cum at least once a week." You then reach into my desk, pull out the dildo and say, "Wanna see how good I am?" I say yes and then you start sucking on the dildo, making it all hot and wet.

Then you give me an even more personal demonstration and start sucking on my finger. After a bit you say "So am I hired?" You are licking your lips and everything, getting me all hot. I'm fumbling, saying I have to check with personnel first and there may be a delay, but I want to hire you sooo bad. You then say, "Give me $$$ and I'll give you a personal sample of my work." I give you $$$, thinking I'm gonna get full on head. You then lick my hard dick one single time, get up and say, "Hire me and you'll get a lot more" and then walk out the door.

Send your pix and lets meet up now.

Found by Eric on February 20, 2006 12:02 PM |

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