When did the Cosmo Quiz get so judgmental?
Do you love "Sex and the City"? Then do not read this! - 28
Do you love "Sex and the City"? Do you live for the parties in the Hamptons? Are you obsessed with celebrities like JFK Jr. and Princess Diana, and did you mourn for weeks after their deaths while not giving a damn about the hundreds of thousands of people who starved to death on those days? Do you love reading magazines like People and Cosmopolitan? Do you have closets full of shoes, but never feel like you have enough (and aren't those new triangular pop though they're horribly overpriced and uncomfortable)? Is recycling something that everybody else should do, but not you? Is it really important to get your nails manicured every week? Do you need to buy a new outfit before any major social event? Is happiness a $500.00 Prada purse? Do you spend more on makeup than on books? Do you treat taxi drivers, waiters, waitresses and other "low" people like the dirt that they really are? Is television your only hobby? Do you have absolutely no artistic or creative interests? Do you stay slim by starving yourself, throwing up and/or smoking? Is the whole point of working out just to attract a man and not for your lifelong health? Do you despise cute house pets, but own a number of fur coats? Can you name every cast member on the show "Friends" but not a single Supreme Court judge or the president of any foreign country? Is the concept of learning a foreign language or about other countries completely alien to you, even though you love to travel? Do you rudely and obnoxiously and inconsiderately shout into your cellular phone in public places and answer the phone even during sex? Would you rather date the "player" type who is masterful at pathetic, contrived, witty pickup lines in a smoky, super hip bar with velvet ropes and a gorilla for a doorman outside instead of somebody who can hold an intelligent conversation over a meal in a nice restaurant? Is your idea of wild sex doing it on the couch once in a while?
If you answered "yes" to the above questions, then you represent everything that is wrong with women in Los Angeles. If, on the other hand, you answered "no" to these questions, then I need to hear from you soon as possible.