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Crabby Bitches in Balcony at Goldfrapp Concert last night - 30

Dear Crabby Bitches ~

I'm so sorry you've never been laid and probably never will be. I am the hot blonde chick that was trying not to bother anyone by dancing to the incredibly HOT music of Allison Goldfrapp at her ONLY concert in LA at the Wiltern Sat night. You were all dancing too at the beginnng of the concert but then you decided to sit and make everyone around you miserable by ordering them to sit down too. I DO NOT sit at concerts, much less a Goldfrapp concert. That's why my gf and I got seats in front of the rail.

I just wanted to let your stupid asses know that when the security guard came and escorted me, my gf, and my hottie man away, (and you cheered like morons), we were NOT thrown out. Au contraire mes amies. The security guard brought us to the orchestra pit I spent the rest of the concert arms length from Allison, dancing and grinding up against my mans incredible package to the sexy music. Heaven baby, pure heaven!!!!!!!

So buy a dildo and get a fucking life.

Hugs and big wet sloppy kisses,
Jolie

Found by Weird Mick on March 30, 2006 12:12 PM |

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