Just another lunch with the Algonquin Round Table
I will shoot you in the fucking face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 34
exactly that. I can be high maintenance. I want your attention...no, no, no, not over there! right here...me n' you. HEY! What the fuck are you lookin' at?
You see, this is where i start with the negative attention. oh, you will be tortured with the food factory, see food if you will. you will listen to minute long spoon solo's...I may attempt to ask you for the use of your spoon. " You gonna use this..? " Thanks....oh man, this is where I really get down , here comes the break ! If you think that's bad, wait till I send back YOUR food because I picked the fake hair out of it before you could look, oh yeah. I did. you bet. silent treatment over yet? NO? Ohhhh...your badd." yu need this...? ( I gesture to your straw ) " no ? " " Sweeeet......" I open the straw, WITH my teeth. " ARE YOU EATING THAT STRAW WRAPPER ?" you say. I just work the paper around the roof of my mouth into the perfect little ball, hold the straw to my lip's, insert ball into the straw with my cunning tongue ( BTW...I love the word " cunning " ), and SHOOT YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE!
You don't even flinch. You don't even look up at me. You just say under your breath...." you....mother, fucker! "
You never took your eye's off of me ...and you never wiped the spitwod from your cheek. GODDAMN you're BAD-ASS! I really like you...... good thing I stole YOUR straw, SUKA!!!! HAHA.
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As you can see, I have no problem amusing myself. But it would be nice to have a hottie around to show off for. I am cute, you would like me.