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Mini-bar Super-Freak

more from bitter hotel man

O.K, I'm fuming mad now!!! That's it. I'm cutting into the hotel's revenue now. I'm going to begin sending amenities to anyone and everyone with legitimate and verifiable gripes. Especially good looking guests. And the really nice ones. What will it be? Wine? Champagne? A cheese plate? Box of nuts? Just come on down and complain...that's all you have to do!!! If you really want, you can slip me your room key and invite me up later.

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What the fuck... get back at the world by getting a fruit and cheese tray?

HUH OMG FUCKING CRAZIES

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