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Smooth Tigresses Only Need Apply

are you my BODYBUILDER COQUETTE? - 42
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this ain't for everyone.

Married Bi guy, looking for extremely well built musclehead bodybuilders -- big freakin bouncing jug sacs and shaved sweet wet pink juicy boxes with pretty lips -- who really know how to use their bodies, their private parts to drive a man crazy. Leave your macho at the door and be my seductress. Leave an extra button undone on your shirt so I can see the trace of your tit -- is that the outline of your nipple peeking out at me? Wear pants/shorts that invite me and other men to notice your ample booty/box.

Too many guys on this site and frankly, in the gay community, are too quick to give it up, and too hung up on their macho/masculine/straight-acting b.s.; I don't care how straight you appear -- save it for the rest of the world.

I want to know that when the bedroom door closes and we're between the sheets -- if I'm lucky to get that far -- you let it all go, moan like a woman, move like a woman, lubricate like a woman and share my excitement of exploring every inch of your body. I want to make love to you like you've never done it before -- maybe you've fantasized about having a man love you like a woman -- I'm that man.

As odd as all of this may sound, let me emphasize: I am NOT looking for a transexual, transgender, intergender or any other female gender identified men. You all are sexy in your own right, but that's not what I'm looking for.

The man I'm looking for (1) works out extra hard because he knows other men enjoy looking at his chest/nips -- maybe you even think of them as breasts, (2) enjoys when a man notices the shape of his backside -- do you ever turn around to see a man look at your ass after you've passed each other? (3) MUST be smooth -- licking hairy areola doesn't do it for me and (4) must be comfortable being and behaving like my mistress -- discretion is absolutely essential, and be prepared to be my tigress, the one who makes me crazy, the one I release all my sexual tension on.

Like I said in the beginning, it ain't for everyone, but if you think you're that unique man, and want to explore this side of yourself, let me know. I'm certain this will be mutually beneficial arrangement.

Have a great day

PS -- this isn't me or anybody I've met in this picture, but if you have an ass this big and beautiful, and you're interested in watching how crazy you can drive a man by letting him kiss it, play with it, bury his mouth in it, fingers and other anatomical gifts inside of it -- have you ever seen a man get hard just by looking at your ass? -- you're my kind of guy

My stats: 42, 5'10", 180#, bl/bl, good looking, nice body, hung 8 1/2 by 5 1/2, cut -- all REAL

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all real baby... ooo touch myself.

All Real Baby big freakin bouncing jug sacs and shaved sweet wet pink juicy boxes with pretty lips... and a white WHITE ass

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