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[name redacted, but you know who you are] SUCKS!

i still don't understand how you could cheat on me when you can't get it up, but anyways, that ugly ho lori can have your toothless grin, your lazy eye, your endless farting and belching, your jalopy of a truck, your dick with a weird skin growth, your criminal history which stretches clear around the earth, your insensitivity and callousness, your lying, and your hemorrhoid-afflicted ass. at least you could've cheated on me with someone HOT, but lori looks like a man, an UGLY man! have fun together, losers!!

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