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WeirdAds Snarky Entitlement Meets Skanky Weirdo Entitlement

I'm Fucking Depressed

I am so fucking depressed this morning I just wanna scream. I am sick of my husband...I am sick of my lover and I'm REALLY sick of dating offa [a web site]. Man. You guys are so awful. Your expectations of women are completely unrealistic considering what losers you are. I mean, the guy wants a blow job cause he bought me coffee! MY GOD! I wanted to buy my own coffee and he wouldn't let me and now he wants a blow job for it?

Oh and the promises and declarations in your emails in answer to my ads. Oh yeah...you're all masters at oral sex and want nothing more than to massage and pleasure a woman and gets your needs met secondarily. That is such horse manure.What you guys want is validation and orgasm....and then to be left alone to sleep. Well...FUCK YOU!

And for those that are reacting to the fact I'm married. GET OVER IT! My marriage is open and we are both able to do as we please with whomever we please. Another thing I'm sick of is all that Christian bullshit judgement about fidelity being such a 'moral value'. PLEASE. Fidelity is in service to women and their offspirng. Beyond that support yourSELVES.

Male sexual entitlement meets femaie finanacial entitlement...you all deserve each other.

I'm depressed cause I wanna be free of this...but i'm caught in the culture JUST LIKE YOU are and it sucks.

Hope you have a nice day

cause i'm not

Found by Weird Mick on March 12, 2006 12:02 PM |

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