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Big Daddy Bear Looking for Car Scene w/ Cocky Young $tud - 43

I have a "street hustler fantasy." My total fantasy is to pick up an 18-40 y/o, athletic, twink-to-muscular guy for hot, brief car sex in my car. I cruise you, offer you a ride, you get in and turn on the "hustler," rubbing me, convincing me to turn one with you. When I reluctantly agree, you open my zipper, reach in, grab my cock, get me hard, stroke me off, and work my nips while I shoot. I'M A BOTTOM (!!!), so it works for me if you're more aggressive, verbal, or just up for no talking, get me off, and go. If you want to get off, too, that's cool. Not much conversation. I give you a little "thank you" gift and drop you off. It's a simple street-hustler fantasy. Hit me up. I'm a big daddy bottom bear, 5'10", 265lbs, not very hung, but very clean, generous, and in need. Complete description and pic required(!). You MUST be in good to great shape, assertive-to-aggressive, and even a bit cocky to make the fantasy come true. 18-40 years only. Simple car stuff at first. If it works out, we can do more in the future.

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