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Again With The Brutal Honesty

Tall,dark and once almost handsome? - 44

Me, I'm 6'4,220 pounds brown hair(as of today all of it)and blue eyes.
I've had the same job for 18 years and write children's books and poetry on the side. I'm a tad old fashioned and a romantic at heart!
Child and baggage free.

In my heart of hearts I'm a good man,not the most handsome or the most fun but GOOD. It all boils down to CHEMISTRY and personal taste.

You should be 5'2-5'10 open,honest and affectionate.
One child is fine 3 or more I'd run to Mexico.
Forgot to mention I'm very,very, honest. Tactful but honest.
Be without a husband or boyfriend/girlfriend. I don't like to share!

If you love little road trips M&M's,Vegas,old movies and a true gentleman.
I might be the MAN for you!!!!

good luck
Rob
Please have a photo from within the last decade or so.....

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