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This is the guy who put out a fatwah against Salmon Roughy.

I hate dolphins!

Fucking elitist fish! Think they're so superior. So you blow air out a hole, not your gils? And that squeaking you do? You call that communicating? I got something for you! The sound of fingernails on a blackboard! Hurt your stupid sensitive nautical ears? Too fucking bad.

They treat porpoises like shit. Sharks? They kill them right off! If you're so smart, why the fck do you keep getting caught in Tuna nets!?

If you think I'm giving up my fucking tuna ?

and they're surely republican. come on, three decades working with the D.O.D. as covert spies? What's the underwater animal equal of Skull and Crossbones? They're in it, if it exists. Flipper was just one whole long show of secret codes. Only -- haha -- if you're so smart, where are your residuals? You're as dumb as carp!

You better get yout shit together and start communicating with navy sonar, you warm blooded Nazi's fish! and for those of you who are on their side, just remember how cute the little blonde german kids looked saluting Hitler! I'd go so far as to say dolphins are anti semetic. No? Have you seen even one in temple?

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