We know someone who once picked up a doormat at Target.
THE REDHEAD BUYING THE WELCOME MAT AT TARGET!
Please forgive the caps. And the fact that there's a Craigs List posting about you. Anyway, I saw you at Target today.
You bought some sort of welcome mat. You were with a guy who I had to assume was your boyfriend, then I got the sense that he wasn't, but probably wanted to be.
I could be making all of this up, but aside from being gorgeous, you had a air about you that was happy and confident without being ditzy or cocky. And then you smiled at me.
(The same exact scenario happened once with me and Sheryl Crow. --obligatory Hollywood starfucker name drop-- She walked past me, and she smiled, my knees buckled just a tiny bit, and I was unable to speak. And then Lance walked by, and it was quite over.)
So, you smiled at me, and I wanted to talk to you, but Lance then was there.
Your smile was better, though.
Alright. I should probably go - Bow Wow and Ciara split up today, and I'm quite shaken from the news....