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Does a rap sheet full of P.C. 647 (b) convictions count as a c.v.?

MEDICAL STUDENT, 32, seeks woman around same age to marry, one who is a self-contained thinker with sense of humor and of absurd, has ambition to leave world better place not only by bearing children; who can love without becoming dependent, cherishes poetry, demands physical exercise, rejoices in life. Send personal essay and c.v. to [redacted]

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