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High Apple Pie in the Sky Hopes

I'm gonna break the rubber inside you... - m4w - 29

...and you're gonna love it.
You are secretly in love with the idea of feeling the warm rush of sperm filling you, even though your rational side makes you tell your lovers to put on a condom.

Is this you? Then you are my kind of girl.

What do I have to offer: a thick 8 to put somewhere oh-so-tight... wheels if you you'd rather I come to you... a warm bed if you want to come to me... a promise to lick before I stick.

No holding back, no pulling out - maximum intensity sex! Can you handle it? Tonight or tomorrow.

Found by Weird Mick on May 22, 2006 01:13 PM |

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