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I Don't Cut Hair But I'd Like To Suck Your Cock

Need Haircut

Don't know if this will work but I figure its worth a shot. I'm a 32yo white bi guy... very tall and slim, masculine, not bad looking. New to LA from the east coast. I'm working 70hr weeks right now, have today off and really want/need a haircut... Tried a couple of places nearby, either closed on sundays or booked solid or ridiculously expensive.
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Perhaps someone nearby (who is a stylist) could help me out? I'm very laid back and chill and open to whatever. We can do it in the nude, or I can throw you some cash, or however you want to work it. Email me with your idea, location and a pic would be cool. It's possible for me to host but I'd definitely prefer to travel. I'm attaching a couple of pics. PLEASE be for real... I'm looking for a haircut! Don't make me sort through a bunch of "I dont cut hair but I'd like to suck your cock" emails. Please read that last sentence again before emailing me. Thanks, peace out.

Found by Eric on May 15, 2006 01:13 PM |

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