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They Bite and Scratch and Scream All Night

Metrosexual seeking Swanky Hipster Lovin - t4t - 28

I enjoy listening to the Cure and the Smiths, wearing peg-legged acid wash jeans, I have a swoop hair cut and I always wear a striped shirt. I'm looking for an 80s lovin, emo, skinny, bike riding (I mean a real bicycle), swing dancing, heroin chic homosapien to share my days with. I like to pretend to be depressed sometimes. Well actually most of the time. Did I mention that I look like I'm on heroin? Do you like home-made comic books? Do you read Vice Magazine? Coffee and lots of cigarettes? Androgenous sex? If so, don't be shy. I won't bite, because I lost all my teeth from methamphetamine use. But really, I do have teeth. Just email me, baby, yeah.

Found by Weird Mick on May 28, 2006 01:13 PM |

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