That Sense of Humor will Come in Handy in the Eternal World
seeking Soul Mate for Casual Soul Mate Sex - 36
I read a lot of ads on [the Internets] and I have to say that I am very unimpressed by how many guys are just looking to have meaningless sexual encounters with strange girls. How awful. I am so different.
I seek casual sex with my Soul Mate. While I would love to spend a lot of time with you in this life and get to know you, I am actually quite busy and prefer to just fuck you for now. The fact that we don't really know each other in this life is irrelevant. We know each other in the spirit world and have already established trust and love. Let's just take advantage of that eternal relationship we have in that other world and have a good raunchy fuck here in the living world. And let's do it a few times over the next couple weeks. Then when we are done we can go our seperate ways. I promise to call you in a future life or even commit to you!
Since I am a very spiritually in-tune fella, I can tell you that my Soul Mate girl is thin and cute and loves to have sex with me. She is very open-minded in bed and will try a lot of things with her Soul Mate (me). What a dirty little Soul Mate she is - and I am going rip her clothes off and go down on her until she has a Soul Mate orgasm. Then I will fuck her as if I don't know her (we will pretend), as if I am some dude she just met and has never known before (even though she will know me already from our eternal world). It will be dirty naughty soul make action!
So let's get it on. I want you to back that ass up to your Soul Mate.
I look forward to hearing from all my Soul Mates girls and picking the right one for making the sex with me!
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