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It's 'Cause of Fucktards Like This That We Stopped Going to Jones, in 1998

ATTN: AMATEUR HOUR AT JONES ON FRIDAY NIGHT - m4w

To the three girls who asked me if I was gay. You know someone isn't gay because they are not hitting on you at the bar. You weren't interesting enough to make an effort. I don't talk to amateurs at the bar. You looked like out of town tourists. You even said you were on vacation.

So please stop going to Jones. I am really starting to get tired of all the amateurs that are starting to come to JOnes. Please stop coming. You are ruining a good place.

Found by Weird Mick on June 16, 2006 09:00 AM |

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Hmmm if you prick me do I not bleed? If you break my nail do not not cry... Sigh

Posted by: Bad_Andy | June 18, 2006 09:03 PM

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