Semi-finalist, 'It's All About Me' Award
Solome? - m4w - 35
Solome:
Was it my imagination, or were you checking me out while you were writing in torture yesterday?
Green Shirt
[Why is this funny? Click through for extended entry.]
See, 'Salome' is a play about a chick who trades a strip-teasing lap-dance for the head of John the Baptist. We're told it's biblical.
The green-shirted, self-esteem-huffing middle-aged man who posted this ad thinks that, during her climactic dance, the actress playing the titular (heh) Salome would drop character, break the fourth wall, and cruise the audience. For him.
We saw this play. The actress playing Salome had plenty of bigger things to worry about than a middle-aged Lothario trying to snap an up-skirt on his Sidekick for his Myspace page. Specifically, that if she stood still for even a moment, co-star Al Pacino might mistake her for a piece of scenery, which could lead to a severe mastication injujry.
Thass why it's funny.
-W.Mick