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And, He Takes Blue Cross/Blue Shield HMO, Too!

The Doctor is IN!!!!

I am a highly trained and experienced DMHS (Doctor of Male Homosexual Satisfaction) and I have a private medical-play clinic in Van Nuys, specializing in: cum depletion/extraction; prostate pressure therapy; penis engorgement and all forms of male/male sexual response enhancement. All appointments begin with a thorough physical examination followed by state-of-the-art medical-play treatments which may include, but are not limited to: electrotherapy; enema; nipple manipulation; restraint/discipline; urethral sounding; and/or oral/anal penile penetration.

To schedule an appointment, email a current picture and/or accurate physical statistics and describe the symptoms you are currently experiencing. Overnight stays are available for severe hyper-testosteronism and serious discipline.

I am also very attractive, fit, and clean; pictures are available. HIV or STD need to be treated prior to an appointment with me. This a real opportunity for medical-play; I will only respond to serious inquiries.

Found by Eric on June 2, 2006 01:13 PM |

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Andrew Szekeres DMHS

Ha ha ha :-) all the boys know I carry a card with DMHS on it

Posted by: Bad_Andy | June 18, 2006 08:59 PM

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