We're just waiting for our Pell grant to come through.
A Scientific Study -- IMPORTANT STUFF! - 27
Hi, yes, we are a two scientists doing a very extensive and crucial study for The University of Poonany. (It's down in the OC, you may not have heard of it.) We are hard at work, pondering the principals of poonanyhood, the affects of sexual liberation upon Southern California. We have set up a laboratory right here in our own apartment, which creates a relaxed working environment. You see, we're looking for specimens of the attractive variety to partake in studies that will help save the universe. The world is being destroyed by Republicans and Wal-Mart. But fear not, The University of Poonany will save our souls. We believe while taking notes on the following experiements, a formula can be uh, formulated, and all the evil people in the world will stop being mean and realize the joys of sexy time. Anyway, some of our experiments are as follows:
Study #1 -- "The Affects Of Two Sets Of Hands And Mouths On The Female Form." There might be a mirror set up so no data is missed.
Study #2 -- "Sounds Generated" Now this is a broad topic, must have a pad and pencil ready at all times. Was that, "GIVE ME YOUR COCK WHILE I LICK HER CLIT!" Or did you say, "NICE SOCKS I LOVE TO KNIT!" ?
Study #3 -- "Watch You Watching Us" Perhaps this is your first experiment and you aren't quite ready to be so 'hands on.' If you are fellow sexy scientists, we could team up and study each other! Hey, can you move to the left so we can see better?
Contact us for an evaluation :) Oh, we're cute too!