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Vacationing Married Mainlander Looking To Cheat One Time - m4w - 38

Fed up married man looking for NSA encounter while wife lays out at the pool or whenever the oppurtunity presents itself. Would love to hook up with a native Hawaiian lady (You ladies are very sexy), however I am game for most any type of woman regardless of age or race. Even a fellow vacationing woman who is fed up with her hubby would be welcomed. I am a normal white hard working american male who would like a NSA meeting. I am 6'2'' 225lbs and dark hair. I am clean cut and don't do drugs or smoke. I have a professional type job and am college educated. I just want to have a little extra fun while the crabby wife spends all my money here on Maui! Please be serious before making contact. Mahalo!

Hey, kids, Shake it lose together.

If you're a regular peruser of Weird Ads, then you might've noticed that I, Wierd Mick, have been pulling most of the duties here for a few days. Now, it's my turn to take a little vacation, so please welcome back Eric. Take it away, Eric. See you on the eleventh.

-W.Mick

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