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Do you like eating your precum? Your cum? - 44
I want to meet you! Please don't ask me for pics or stats unless you provide them in your email.
Thanks!
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Do you like eating your precum? Your cum? - 44
I want to meet you! Please don't ask me for pics or stats unless you provide them in your email.
Thanks!
hana highway sex on the bluff - 30
to the two blonde girls at kaumahina wayside overlook who took the pic of my girl and I...only us and you two there. we both thought u were cute. we walked up the bluff you just came back from. it was nice fantasizing about you both as she leaned over the rail and i was inside her looking out over the bay...mmm mmm wished you had stayed to take more pics. from calif by chance?
Re: Did you make sexy eyes at a prematurely gray-haired dude? - m4w - 25
Whoooooooo! I am posting this for a friend of mine who was definately on THAT plane. Seriously, she wants to have soul patrol babies! She has long blonde hair, 5'9" tall, slender, and gorgeous! I am posting this because she too is a little shy. He has such beautiful eyes! Could it really be love at first sight???
Did you make sexy eyes at a prematurely gray-haired dude? - m4w - 29
Whoooo! We're posting this for a friend of ours. He's shy. If you're blonde, beautiful, were on a plane recently and locked eyes with a juicy 6'1"-tall silver-haired crooner from 'Bama, we want to talk to you. He thinks it could be love at first sight for ya'll. Just think of the "Possibilities." If you were actually into him and weren't just staring at him because he recently became superfamous and rich after winning the biggest show on television, e-mail us and you could become the First Lady of Soul Patrol. This is serious. Whoooo!
Clean Cut White Guy wants a BLACK TOP who Digs Tapping a BIG BOOTY
Clean cut guy here in Santa Monica with great oral skills and a big, tight ass.
Really dig blowin' big, black dick. If that's what you've got you're
comin to the right place. Had buddies with 9"er's and a couple 10"
who I could take all the way to the short and curlies.
35 here, nice collegiate looks, italian irish, hariy chest.
brown blonde hair, green eyes, 5'8" and husky build like a linebacker.
I walk 5 miles a day so my legs and ass are firm. Don't bottom often so it's tight and need you to start slow. Once I'm used to it though, go'head and unleash on that booty.
Wanna tap the big, booty ? don't be shy...your at the front of the line.
Just interested in the blowjob ? That's cool too.
Hit me back with your stats and a pic for trade.
I'm open on age and looks as long as it swings when you walk.
Hosting here in Santa Monica near 20th & Wilshire.
Hit me back,
Peace.
Anderson Cooper - m4m
Saw you at the gym on Monday and you seemed as shy as I did. You're really cute, would love to grab coffee with you. We have similar backgrounds and I'm sure lots to talk about. So, if you happen to see this, take a chance and email me, hell, I've taken a chance by posting this :)
I wanna drink some beer and then drink it over again - 45
Totally mainstream, masculine man lookin' to push my limits. PLEASE READ THIS POSTING CAREFULLY.
I want to drink some beers with a bud, piss it out into a beer mug and then drink MY piss over again.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING ELSE. So, if you want to drink my piss, you're out of luck. If you want to have sex with me, I'm not interested.
Anybody want to encourage me to do it? Wanna hold the mug? Feed it to me while I jack?
Please do not send me photos of your penis or butt or headless photos. Have something concrete to say if you respond to this posting. Full sentences including where you are located and WHY you are answering this ad I need to travel.
No drugs of any kind WHATSOEVER!
Masculine men only
Hot Cop by the Abbey - m4m - 23
I know this is a long shot in hell but I thought i'd give it a shot.
You were a tall, white, hot sheriff in West Hollywood last night (Saturday). Based on your reaction to the comment I made to you, I think we might play on the same team. E-mail me if you read this!!!
I have videos of straight guys taking dumps
Anyone want to come over and wacth with me? I just wanna jerk off and share the videos. That's it.
Seriously only.
24M in town for the week seeking woman for NSA fun - 24
in town until friday and looking for some fun with an attractive girl. i'm from ny and i just want to meet up and have a good time. no picture, no response. i've got a cock ring and i'll do you right all night long.
Seeking fake Italian accent - w4m
Me: Blushing office worker with chip on her shoulder. Runs Linux and carries bowers. Still eyeing the copier.
You: Sometimes glasses wearer, always a welcome distraction from the job. A tease who feigns ignorance at his own charm. The thinking woman's cyber stalking target.
This: Getting ridiculous, we have to get together for coffee or something. And soon. I'm getting kind of antsy.
I horked on your tits. - m4w
Me: Tall, dark, (I'm told) handsome. I vomited a little bit of home brew down your blouse. You said, "Cute."
You: Cleavage covered in my vomit.
I think we had a moment. Call me?
DISABLED*OLD* MAN **WANTS*TO*RECEIVE*ORAL*SERVICE - 61
WHITE DISABLED 61 YEAR OLD, SHORT 5'8", FAT 235 WITH A HAIRY BEER BELLY AND VERY SMALL 5" CUT DICK WITH BIG BALLS. MUST HOST IN MID WILSHIRE AREA,LIVE ALONE, AVAILABLE MOST OF THE TIME DUE TO DISABILITY, STILL MOBILE JUST NEED EXTRA OXYGEN TO CLIMB STAIRS. WOULD LIKE ORAL SERVICE ONLY. I AM CLEAN, HONEST DISEASE FREE, DOWN TO EARTH AND HIV-, NO PICTURE HERE NONE REQUIRED FROM YOU.
Wanna suck me in my garage or rooftop? - 24
Looking for a hot athletic/musc guy with a nice hot mouth and tongue to suck out my sweet thick creamy boyjuice. 5'9 130 cute smooth lean good looking guy here ....I can suck you too if you want....garage or rooftoop....rooftop's the best cuz we can enjoy the fireworks while we have our own explosive celebration!!!
CHRISTINA - Hope you enjoyed doing my fiance on 4/28! - w4w
Did he mention that I was three months pregnant with his child? And that he had just proposed to me exactly two weeks before? Thanks for helping him turn our relationship into a joke. You deserve every bad thing in the world for messing with someone else's relationship. Take care of your own business and stay out of others'.
And BTW he is 34, not 29. 34 going on 12.
Stand on me & drop your load on my face! - 35
Looking for a guy or two to walk in, kick back on the couch, watch some porn and j/o, while I lay on the floor as your footmat. Step on my face and cock. Let me lick the bottoms of your shoes for you. Crush my cock under your shoes if you want. Slip them off and let me service your sweaty socked feet, while you j/o. When your ready to shoot, stand on me if you want and drop your load on my face. Then zip up and leave. Its that easy. Looking for now.
Why do you keep messing with my head!
GO AWAY! Why wont you give me your #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This thing I am trying to recover from is HUMILIATING, The fact I left my self is SHAMEFUL! ITS ALL MY FAULT, I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY. NOW THAT IM AWAKE, NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am trying to get back into myself and not confident and now while I am trying to get back into my body, YOU are there looking TOO GOOD like YOU have always looked, and YOU SNEAK UP ON ME AT MY WORST AND I COULD JUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL THE TIMES I WAS, well SUITABLE TO BE SEEN< I NEVER SHOWED, and NOW THIS. WELL FUCK YOU! YOU WONT EVEN FUCK ME iwgs.ke nbdf'/oihjntrk mv
be interesting damnit!
Dear ExBoyfriend,
Why the hell can't you be more interesting? I still have your Hotmail password from when you stupidly asked me to check your E-mail oh so many years ago. Who has the password "123456" and KEEPS it after giving it out??
But that's not my beef.
Spice it up, damnit! I check your e-mail every week (don't hate. you know every single one of you would check a perfect strangers e-mail if you had the password)! And every week it's some stupid ass chain mail from your mother or a magenta, comic sans font, love note from that INFANT you started dating or it's work BS from that shitty job you "landed." By the way, way to go pool boy.
I tried to help you out. I even 'accidentally' sent you my wedding pictures and then broke in to your e-mail to make sure you recieved them. As I suspected, anything from me went straight to junk mail. Who do you think made sure those got dropped in your inbox?
I'm seriously trying to help you here. At first it was nice to be able to see how you were doing without having to actually talk to you. But now I risk the chance my husband catching me check your e-mail and you have nothing worthwhile to say! I remember you being this lame when we dated, but I guess I was hoping you outgrew it so I had something to giggle about when me and my girlfriends had our weekly "what's in our ex's inbox" meeting. But nooooo. See how your lack of a social life is ruining mine? Grow some balls and start spilling your life story through e-mail like the rest of us! Or at least get a fucking myspace.
Sincerely,
Bored Beyond Belief
LOOKING FOR A FRIEND TO GIVE ME A THERAPEUTIC SPANKING
I'm a 60 year old man who is looking for a friend who understands the emotional release (non sexual) of a therapeutic spanking. If you are familiar with this and know how to administer this type of spanking, I'd be most interested in talking with you. Should you also like to receive a therapeutic spanking as well as give it, let's talk.
I have videos of straight guys taking dumps
Anyone want to come over and wacth with me? I just wanna jerk off and share the videos. That's it.
Seriously only.
FUCK THE BEST - m4w
YOu have tried the rest ,nowCUMM to my place Quiet viagra plus no pain no drama old ladies cumm here no d/d cleanuust a fucking good coke or coffee then cumm again 63 reasons to cumm and fuck here thanks cummm too!!
Put Clothes Pins On Muscled Guy's Cock Head
And do even more creative things to my cock to torture it.
6 ft 3 in tall
30 inch waist
165 lbs
tight runner's body
zero body fat
gym workouts every other days
white dude
clean
I love to have my cock tortured.
Interested? Email me.
Male Bonding/Fraternity Love
A new club has formed to provide a unique outlet for cleancut guys...
The Fraternity Bros Club is for collegiates, soldiers, jocks, or preppy young professionals who desire safe fun and brotherly bonding with a select group of masculine, cleancut men. Guys who have a fraternity or military background or young professionals who want to truly experience a close masculine bond that endures are welcome.
This club is an exciting way to form a deep, common bond of intimate friendship with other likeminded guys and a chance to explore new heights and adventure in erotic play. If you like the idea of several studs giving you attention at the same time, this is for you.
A fraternity or military background is very helpful, but not required. A sense of humor is a must. There are no club dues, just cooperation on hosting. The parties are BYOB, but otherwise drug-free. Gay, Str8, bi, just curious, or inexperienced ok.
Fuck Machine is Hungry for your cock - 27
The machine was resting yesterday night. Now it is hungry to please a cock ASAP. Available for limited time only for a quick trial. If you are up for it, hit me up right away.
To cut the chase short, read this ad, no matter how long it is. It has all the information and requirements. Send your pic, your address and be able to host as it is described, so the machine could be delievered immediately.
This ass pictured below could be yours to stuff for a while if you are fast enough and determined to play by the rules. After the act, you would still have time to go out clubbing and enjoy the night.
So tonight, it is all about you. Stick it in, in and out, cum and take a shower... NO responsibility, no romantic feelings, just get off and that's all.
Just use the machine and forget about it. It must be a quick usage, but a satisfying one. You enjoy yourself, and can rest. Great tight, warm ass here. Just use it for your pleasure and when you are wasted, go and fall asleep.
This is what the Fuck Machine is for that I invented a few days ago and I created it from my ass. You can see it pictured below.
The Fuck Machine can be yours. It is my ass poking out from under the cover of the bed. Nothing else. You don't have to take notice of other parts. Just use the hole the way you want and enjoy.
I really want to try its limits. I just invented it, so nothing really has been established about the usage of it... As I make test runs in guys' places, I find out everything about it and I am compiling the Users' Manual.
I conduct these test runs without prejudices. You don't need to send a pic and you should not expect any more pics of the machine or any parts of it than the one below, under this ad.
Do you see the sex in the situation?
Your machine will be set up in your bedroom, only the usable part exposed to you that you can look at, put things on, stroke, wash down, cuddle up to, then when the urge cums and you feel like you have a huge hard-on in your pants, then just fuck it, then leave it and return to it when you want to lose another load of cum.
I always had different fantasies and just recently came up with this one: I want to be handled like a delicate fuck machine, and simply used as a machine designed for someone's sexual pleasure. A headless, personality-less ass and asshole toy, clean entry for your cock and a fun generating design element in your bedroom that you use whenever you wish, the way you wish. Like a toaster, a micro, a television, a DVD player, a vibrator, or a computer. Something that you have in your home to make life easier, more enjoyable. Something that you have in your home in it's place and you turn it on when you need it. Something that has a reason and is usable from time to time by you. I would like to be a fuck machine of someone for a few times or even regularly when he feels like he needs to use a fuck machine asshole.
The set up is easy, but if it makes you uneasy, then you shouldn't answer this ad, because it is not a fraud, it is a legitimate sexual fantasy that I take seriously. I only want to do it if it is played out exactly as it is described here.
I would be your fuck machine set up in your bedroom that you could use when you want.
When you feel like wanting to use the fuck machine, you could call me a let me know when to be at your place setting up the machine. You would be already at home, hiding in one of the rooms for anonymity. You would leave the front door open only so I could get in. Don't worry, as soon as you hear I get in your bedroom, you could come out and lock the door and check that everything is clear. I will not do anything wrong or steal or anything. I will get in your bedroom, get naked and kneel in front of the bed with my upper body resting on the bed and my ass poking out, and I would pull the cover over my head and back, so only my ass would be visible. It is important that your bed should not be waist height. It only works if you have a low bed or sofa. I might bring some poppers under the cover for myself just to make matters and happenings easier... The machine needs head cleaner and oiling from time to time.
From that point, I would wait there as a machine.
You could come in the bedroom, walk around, have a beer, watch TV, take a shower, read the paper have a cocktail... I would stay there waiting, quiet.
Then when you are ready and feel like you want to get off, or just wanna have a little fun, you could get behind me and do with my ass (your fuck machine) as you please. You could pet it, you could stroke it, you could lick it, or if you want, you could stick your cock in and fuck it, or cum on it and lick it off. Then when you came, you could go back to watch TV, read the paper, drink a beer, lay around for like about 5 minutes. Then leave from the room, go back to the one where you were hiding when I came in, let me dress and leave with the prototype... And when you want to use your fuck-machine again, just call me again and do the same thing the same way.
I am thinking about upgrading the fuck machine with a suck machine that you could use under the cover, lifting it up and entering with your cock sidewise... I will work on this addition in detail later.
Here, you can see a picture of the model I am offering to you in your home. If you like it, you could order one.
There are some restrictions though. You must be healthy, HIV-, stdfree and completely follow the instruction of the use of the fuck machine.
Since the machine has to work for everyone, you do not have to disclose any stats or information about yourself, nor do you have to send any pics. Though for calibrating purposes, it would be nice, if you could provide a picture of your member you wish to use in the fuck machine and give me exact measurements on it. As I have told you, it does not matter, I just have to know to calibrate the machine right for your size. If you would like to try this model, just send me an e-mail and we will set up the installation as soon as possible, as soon as it is convenient for you.